The Most Annoying Things About Being Vegan

1. People who pronounce it “vaygun.”

Vaygun sounds like we came to Earth from the planet Vega. Which…actually, now that sounds kind of cool. Keep on saying that, grandmas who say “vaygun.” We can’t stay mad at you.

People who pronounce it "vaygun."

2. Everyone you know is suddenly a nutrition expert.

Seriously with this protein thing.

Everyone you know is suddenly a nutrition expert.

3. Suboptimal fake meats

Let’s be honest — there are some truly fantastic vegan alternatives out there…but we’re not 100% there yet.

Suboptimal fake meats

4. The vegan option at a restaurant is ALWAYS a wrap.

Ah, wraps. I dimly remember — roughly 10,000 wraps ago — when I used to not HATE EVERYTHING YOU STAND FOR.

The vegan option at a restaurant is ALWAYS a wrap.

5. The vegan option at a wedding is ALWAYS grilled vegetables.

I don’t want to seem ungrateful, and I’m certainly not going to complain, but that looks like A LOT of zucchini. Is all. Whatever, forget it. Thank you for inviting me to your wedding and for providing a vegan option when you didn’t have to. I am a terrible person. I take this one back.

The vegan option at a wedding is ALWAYS grilled vegetables.

6. And let’s not even talk about continental breakfast at a hotel…

Free breakfast sounds sooooo good until you realize that literally the only thing you can eat is hash browns with a side of hash browns, with a black coffee. Yes, fine – also a fruit cup. But, like, this is a secret and don’t tell anyone, but vegans feel pretty much the same way about fruit cups as everyone else does.

And let's not even talk about continental breakfast at a hotel...

7. Getting constantly trapped under the weight of your own logic…

…and having to be like, “Yes, true. OK, that is a great point, but also…remember how this all began with me just politely turning down the cheese dip? YOU STARTED THIS NIGHTMARE CONVERSATION. You just forgot that you did.” GODDAMN IT,CHELSEA.

Getting constantly trapped under the weight of your own logic...

8. Secretly finding this funny.

Sometimes a good burn is just a good burn.

Secretly finding this funny.

9. People saying “humans are ‘meant’ to be carnivores.”

Meant? Meant? By whom?

The 19 Most Annoying Things About Being Vegan

10. Getting lumped in with the gluten-free people.

For Christ’s sake, it’s already hard enough!!!

Getting lumped in with the gluten-free people.

11. The “vegan at a dinner party” joke.

Because it’s fucking true. 🙁

The "vegan at a dinner party" joke.

12. No, seriously. The “vegan at a dinner party” joke.

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS, VEGANS.

No, seriously. The "vegan at a dinner party" joke.

13. People saying stuff like this and thinking they’ve vanquished you with their genius.

“Oh no, I have been defeaaaaated. I would like to formally apologize for initiating this discussion by asking the waiter to hold the cheese on my veggie burger. Please immediately begin force-feeding me hard-boiled eggs until I explode under the weight of my own contradictions. It’s all I deserve.”

People saying stuff like this and thinking they've vanquished you with their genius.

14. Not being able to eat cheese.

Not gonna lie, miss that stuff.

Not being able to eat cheese.

15. Cake at the office.

I want to join in but I can’t. 🙁

Cake at the office.

16. People who don’t know peanut butter doesn’t have butter and coconut milk doesn’t have milk.

The 19 Most Annoying Things About Being Vegan

17. Being called a hypocrite if you feed your pet meat, and crazy if you don’t.

The 19 Most Annoying Things About Being Vegan

18. Other Vegans

Ugh — other vegans are THE WORST. Who talks like this???

Other Vegans

19. And, finally…the comment section for every article ever written about veganism.

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